Letter: Boris to the rescue?

I love the idea of Boris Johnson,

Coming to stay in our Louth town,

He’d liven things up, like a young pup,

Cos he’s a jolly nice clown,

Maybe he’s a bit of a blusterer,

As he rides his trusty bike,

But he’s no fool, he’s really cool,

And him you can’t dislike.

So Sir Peter, a real fine innings,

But now your job is done,

Pity your tongue in cheek suggestion,

Was only a bit of Tory fun!

Brian Damms