I love the idea of Boris Johnson,
Coming to stay in our Louth town,
He’d liven things up, like a young pup,
Cos he’s a jolly nice clown,
Maybe he’s a bit of a blusterer,
As he rides his trusty bike,
But he’s no fool, he’s really cool,
And him you can’t dislike.
So Sir Peter, a real fine innings,
But now your job is done,
Pity your tongue in cheek suggestion,
Was only a bit of Tory fun!